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I be illin' #40 Eminem – AKA Marshall Bruce Mathers III. (sung to that Fleetwood Mac song) I wanna , I wanna, I WANNABEEE. The wigger can single-handedly ruin a whole weekend of MTV when it’s Eminem weekend. Marshall, do you realize how re-goddamn-diculous you look grabbing your crotch? Now he is busy trying to be a gangsta waving around an UNLOADED gun at the retarded clowns (ICP). F all rappers too.

#39 Michael Bolton -Shhh! Maybe we shouldn’t bring up his name, cause thankfully he has been out of the public eye for a few years….Shhh!

#38 Dan Aykroyd Perhaps the UN-funniest man in American television and film history. The only watch-able performances he has made can be directly attributed to co-stars: Murphy, Belushi, Murray and Candy. The old SNL bits are horrific, especially the fish in the blender thing. Doctor Detroit, Exit to Eden, Caddyshack 2, Coneheads, Sgt. Bilko. For the love of God, would someone STOP him before he hurts someone.

Look how great we are! #37 Comic Relief

#36 Yasmine Bleeth –Beautiful - absolutely. Everything else about her is despicable. Pamela Lee she ain't. Can you imagine someone having such an over-inflated ego yet possesses the same acting skills as Daniel ‘Dee’ Spencer of “What’s Happenin” fame. Self absorbed and narcissistic – absolutely. Coke-head.


Bimbo #34 Michelle W.– Not a celebrity, but Shady T’s ex-girlfriend. For some reason she seemed apropos for such a list. Has time for roller skating, Irish dancing, and hanging with 45 year old married coke-heads at a local bar, yet can NOT return a freakin’ Christmas card after 4 F'N years. Sorry about that, let’s move on…

#33 Fabio - How funny was that when the bird nailed him in the face when he was on the roller coaster?

#32 Latrell Sprewell – This is the scum-bag that plays for the New York Knicks. He choked out his coach P.J Carlisimo when he played for the Golden State Warriors. Leave it to the scum-bags in New York to embrace him and give him a multimillion dollar contract. This epitomizes everything wrong with sports.

Ugly-Ass Imus #31 Radio Hosts – Imus, Mancow, Rush Limbaugh. Three Howard Stern impersonators who are uglier in person than they are on the radio. Really, look at Methuselah over to the left.

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