Meet Team Cool Guy (TCG)

Shady T and his cadre of celebrity hating refuges thank you for stopping by the site. These cats are responsible for all the wacky hijinks and chicanery on these very pages. Please don’t mention their real names in the guestbook so they don’t lose their jobs; or get their asses kicked from some strange menagerie of rabid Tony Danza fans. Finally, if anyone has creative job openings on the net or in Philadelphia area – Please e-mail us.

Look-alike Shady T. – (Chairman of the BORED) aka (ODBT - Old Dirty Bastard T) (King of All Drunken Phone Calls) Gap-toothed, pot-bellied, potty-mouthed, perennial slacker who obviously has way too much time on his hands. Once ribaldry addressed a 400lb. priest in a dress and lived to speak of it. Acts all salty if his food touches or someone touches his food. His next chest hair will be his first.

Most Hated Celebrity: Tony Danza

What's He Been Up To: Watched Stephen Baldwin movie called, “Black & White” and damn near lost his much heralded vomit-less streak. It’s True, It’s True.

Look-alike Sn@tch – aka (Baby, K-Dog.) The only broad board member of TCG. Claims to have an English degree, yet could not find one grammatical error in this abominable prose. Although she weighs a mere 110 lbs, she once was spotted drinking multiple "cosmopolitans" and wandering about town aimlessly. Sn@tch's cd collection is so hideous she could have had those freaks in Waco running out of their compound surrendering. A lovely young lady, except once a month when her evil alter ego, "Aunt Flow" wreaks havoc in TCG.

Most Hated Celebrity: Kathie Lee Gifford

What's She Been Up To: Trying to start fights in chl.com guestbook. If you have a beef, sign guestbook and she will straighten you out.

Look-alike Joey the Bull – An odd mix between Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein and Jerry Seinfeld. This pasta packing pasion will NOT call it a night before 5am on a Friday or Saturday night. Once wore a wrestling shirt to a club and wondered, “Where are all the chicks at?” Suffers some form of oedipal complex, which controls living arrangements and girlfriends – DON’T Ask! His investment clients think his name should be “Joey the Bear” after NAS-TANK.

Most Hated Celebrity: Hey, Hey, Hey, It's Fat Al... Sharpton!

What's He Been Up To: Joining a bunch of losers bashing idiotic celebrities.

Look-alike EzE – aka (Flowbee Guy) His arcane, puzzling e-mails usually must be decoded and translated by the other TCG members. An EzEBONICS example: Rock the Causfault! His laid-back style and appearance has elicited some to speculate if he is, "one of them pot-heads." Likes to drink an abundance of Yuengling (dark lager brewed in Western PA.) and kick bouncers in the nutts. Has a 5 O'clock shadow at 5:01 when he shaves at 5:00. Once had a Vlassic pickle and decided to buy the stock watching it sink like a Chunky Fat Hawaiin Lookin' Kid doing a "cannon-ball."

Most Hated Celebrity: Rosie O'Donnell

What's He Been Up To: Avoiding CelebrityHateList.com update e-mails. We heard they are filming the new, "Planet of the Apes" so perhaps that's where he is.

Look-alike Y2Kracker Once borrowed Rosie O’Donnell’s hat and had to give it back to her because it was not big enough for him. He: says, "I seen that," listens to scary music, knows Hank the Angry Dwarf, waits a year to consumate a relationship, is Mr. Sensitive, has Metallica tattooed back, owns silver-sequin shirt, wears "shorts" that come to his ankles, went to N'SYNC concert, and we believe he thinks pro-wrestling is real. Once mistaken for Honky Tonk Man while dining. Finally, hangs out every weekend with a 26 year-old nark who he claims is his “14 year old cousin.”

Most Hated Celebrity: Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit)

What's He Been Up To: UNKNOWN

Also special thanks to these people:

Double A – Spoiled, rich kid who has a server where we can host for free. Little bastard knows more about computers than all 4 TCG members combined. Saved our asses near the end when there were "technichal difficulties." Once paid $50 for a 6-pack. Attempting to break the family car accident record - which is NO small feat!
Most Hated Celebrity:
Roseanne Barr

GMarie – This treat sat next to Shady T during his 5-week .HTML class. She is a computer science major so she helped Shady T so he didn't fall behind like a lot of the other dumb-asses. Not sure if she is a 'lesbo' or not, cause that is what Shady T calls all women that cut him short.
Most Hated Celebrity:
Sylvester Stallone

MikeH – This fellow taught the HTML course. He might smell like a cross between a foot and ass, and he won't be attending a TCG meeting any time soon, but knows his HTML.

Finally, special thanks to The Antique Road Show 'Bit' Girl and the Square Headed Polack for their support and patience, especially when the phone line is busy for 10 hours in a row compiling this crap.

Thanks again to everyone for stopping by and for clicking on the banners. Please remember that Shady T, Team Cool Guy, or anyone associated with this site does NOT encourage physical harm to any of these celebrities in any shape or form. If you come across one of these imbeciles just tell them to visit CelebrityHateList.com.

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