Michael Jackson – WHAT?.....ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.....IS THAT.....THING?
James Woods – His picture is in the dictionary next to the term, “smarmy”
Donald Trump – The bad comb-over is only the beginning. What the hell is, “The Donald” anyway?
Bobby Brown – You know, Mr. Whitney Houston. Mr. Hot Water Himself.
Christopher Walken – No Explanation Needed.
Lurch – “You Raaaaaaaaaaang?” Hell NO! Ted Cassidy was also “Thing” in the, "Addam’s Family" as well.
Randy Johnson – The modern day "Lurch" of the Arizona DiamondBacks. At 6'10 this guy is flat out nasty. If you see this guy in a dark alley - "BOOK!" Click HERE to see him accidentally nail a bird.
Judge Judy – That voice, That voice, Someone make it STOP! She has the demeanor and semblance of an Italian mom 15 minutes before Christmas Eve dinner...Extremely edgy cuz she has 63 things cooking at once, and the clock is ticking. RELAX, Dude!
Garey Busey – Did you ever see that movie where he was the psychotic clown? Think it was called, "Carny." Gettin' the willies just thinkin' about it.
Al Gore – Don't look him in the eyes... so scary!
Steve Buscemi – Although this guy is cool, he is still ‘spooky!’
Harry Dean Stanton – Didn't this curmudgeon used to get it on with Rebecca De Mornay? Guess that's what happens when Wally George is your dad?
Michael Jackson – WHAT?.....ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.....IS THAT.....THING?
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