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Creepy Guy Page

We DON’T necessarily HATE these guys; they just give us the creeps. And, we ARE afraid of them….

Gross Guy James Woods – His picture is in the dictionary next to the term, “smarmy”

Gross Guy Donald Trump – The bad comb-over is only the beginning. What the hell is, “The Donald” anyway?

Gross Guy Bobby Brown – You know, Mr. Whitney Houston. Mr. Hot Water Himself.

Gross Guy Christopher Walken – No Explanation Needed.

Gross Guy Lurch – “You Raaaaaaaaaaang?” Hell NO! Ted Cassidy was also “Thing” in the, "Addam’s Family" as well.

Gross Guy Randy Johnson – The modern day "Lurch" of the Arizona DiamondBacks. At 6'10 this guy is flat out nasty. If you see this guy in a dark alley - "BOOK!" Click HERE to see him accidentally nail a bird.

Gross Guy Judge Judy – That voice, That voice, Someone make it STOP! She has the demeanor and semblance of an Italian mom 15 minutes before Christmas Eve dinner...Extremely edgy cuz she has 63 things cooking at once, and the clock is ticking. RELAX, Dude!

Gross Guy Garey Busey – Did you ever see that movie where he was the psychotic clown? Think it was called, "Carny." Gettin' the willies just thinkin' about it.

Gross Guy Al Gore – Don't look him in the eyes... so scary!

Gross Guy Steve Buscemi – Although this guy is cool, he is still ‘spooky!’

Gross Guy Harry Dean Stanton – Didn't this curmudgeon used to get it on with Rebecca De Mornay? Guess that's what happens when Wally George is your dad?

Gross THING Michael Jackson – WHAT?.....ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.....IS THAT.....THING?


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