What would you call a pretty girl on the arm of an Alabama Boy? -- A tattoo...

You had a receding hairline in the fourth grade.

Your 2-year old got more teeth than you do.

If you have ever spelled some thing wrong you wrote out in Christmas lights.

You know you're a Redneck if the message on your answering machine ends with a BURP!

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your screen door has no screen.

You have got more bumper stickers than children.

You've ever been stuck in your own driveway.

What would you call a pretty girl on the arm of an Alabama Boy? -- A tattoo...

You had a receding hairline in the fourth grade.

Your 2-year old got more teeth than you do.

If you have ever spelled some thing wrong you wrote out in Christmas lights.

You know you're a Redneck if the message on your answering machine ends with a BURP!

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your screen door has no screen.

You have got more bumper stickers than children.

You've ever been stuck in your own driveway.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read? They're both niggers.

How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac? Don't worry, they'll figure it out

Why do police dogs lick their ass? To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

Why do niggers drive with their windows up? They think the smell is coming from outside.

What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger? A Doberman Pinscher.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? They heard there were no jobs there.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. Q : How Do You Say "Fuck You" In Jewish? A : "Trust Me"

Q : What Do You Get If You Cross A Nigger And A Chinaman? A : A Car Thief Who Can't Drive.

Q : Why Do Nigger's Cars Have Small Steering Wheels? A : So They Can Drive In Handcuffs.

Q : What's Yellow, Ugly And Sleeps Alone? A : Yoko Ono.

Q : Why Is Italy Shaped Like A Boot? A Do You Think You Could Fit All That Shit Into A Tennis Shoe?

Why Do Greek/Italian Men Grow Moustaches? A : So They Can Look Like Their Grandmothers!!!!

Q : Why Does Alabama Have Black Men And California Have Earthquakes? A : California Had First Pick!

What do you call Fred Flintsone if he was black? Nigger

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla? A dumb gorilla.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink? A nigger dressed for church

Why don't mexicans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.

What's the difference between a nigger and a letter? You can send a letter back to where it came from.

What do you call a nigger hitchiker? Stranded. Q : How Do You Say "Fuck You" In Jewish? A : "Trust Me"

Q : What Do You Get If You Cross A Nigger And A Chinaman? A : A Car Thief Who Can't Drive.

Q : Why Do Nigger's Cars Have Small Steering Wheels? A : So They Can Drive In Handcuffs.

Q : What's Yellow, Ugly And Sleeps Alone? A : Yoko Ono.

Q : Why Is Italy Shaped Like A Boot? A : Do You Think You Could Fit All That Shit Into A Tennis Shoe?

Why Do Greek/Italian Men Grow Moustaches? A : So They Can Look Like Their Grandmothers!!!!

Q : Why Does Alabama Have Black Men And California Have Earthquakes? California Had First Pick!