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Meet Team Cool Guy (TCG)

Shady T and his cadre of celebrity hating refuges thank you for stopping by the site. These cats are responsible for all the wacky hijinks and chicanery on these very pages. Please don’t mention their real names in the guestbook so they don’t lose their jobs; or get their asses kicked from some strange menagerie of rabid Tony Danza fans. Finally, if anyone has creative job openings on the net or in Philadelphia area – Please e-mail us at Celebsrdbags@yahoo.com


Look-alike Shady T. – (Chairman of the BORED) aka (ODBT - Old Dirty Bastard T) (King of All Drunken Phone Calls) Gap-toothed, pot-bellied, potty-mouthed, perennial slacker who obviously has way too much time on his hands. Once ribaldry addressed a 400lb. priest in a dress and lived to speak of it. Acts all salty if his food touches or someone touches his food. His next chest hair will be his first.

Most Hated Celebrity: Tony Danza


Look-alike J-Low – Is proud to admit she attended multiple NSYNC concerts and screamed like a twelve year old. Thinks every headache is a tumor. Once dated a dork that wore SPEEDOS and paraded around in front of her sixty year old mother. Found herself calling a “Personals” phone line, only to find, Philly’s finest, Mark the Shark, desperately seeking a date. Is best friends with her ex-sister-in-law. Has a lien against her home put in place by her loving father. After only two Coors, ends up whining and holding a “men-hating” meeting in the nearest ladies room. Must be somewhat intelligent, because actually thinks that Shady T is funny.

Most Hated Celebrity: Katie Couric


Look-alike Joey the Bull – An odd mix between Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein and Jerry Seinfeld. This pasta packing pasion will NOT call it a night before 5am on a Friday or Saturday night. Once wore a wrestling shirt to a club and wondered, “Where are all the chicks at?” Suffers some form of oedipal complex, which controls living arrangements and girlfriends – DON’T Ask! His investment clients think his name should be “Joey the Bear” after NAS-TANK.

Most Hated Celebrity: Hey, Hey, Hey, It's Fat Al... Sharpton!


Look-alike EzE – aka (Flowbee Guy) His arcane, puzzling e-mails usually must be decoded and translated by the other TCG members. An EzEBONICS example: Rock the Causfault! His laid-back style and appearance has elicited some to speculate if he is, "one of them pot-heads." Likes to drink an abundance of Yuengling (dark lager brewed in Western PA.) and kick bouncers in the nutts. Has a 5 O'clock shadow at 5:01 when he shaves at 5:00. Once had a Vlassic pickle and decided to buy the stock watching it sink like a Chunky Fat Hawaiin Lookin' Kid doing a "cannon-ball."

Most Hated Celebrity: Rosie O'Donnell


Look-alike Y2Kracker Once borrowed Rosie O’Donnell’s hat and had to give it back to her because it was not big enough for him. He: says, "I seen that," listens to scary music, knows Hank the Angry Dwarf, waits a year to consumate a relationship, is Mr. Sensitive, has Metallica tattooed back, owns silver-sequin shirt, wears "shorts" that come to his ankles, went to N'SYNC concert, and we believe he thinks pro-wrestling is real. Once mistaken for Honky Tonk Man while dining. Finally, hangs out every weekend with a 26 year-old nark who he claims is his “14 year old cousin.”

Most Hated Celebrity: Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit)


Also special thanks to these people:

Double A – Spoiled, rich kid who has a server where we can host for free. Little bastard knows more about computers than all 4 TCG members combined. Saved our asses near the end when there were "technichal difficulties." Once paid $50 for a 6-pack. Attempting to break the family car accident record - which is NO small feat!
Most Hated Celebrity:
Roseanne

GMarie – Sat next to Shady T during his 5-week .HTML class. She is a computer science major so she helped Shady T so he didn't fall behind like a lot of the other dumb-asses.
Most Hated Celebrity:
Sylvester Stallone


Finally, special thanks to The Antique Road Show 'Bit' Girl and the Square Headed Polack for their support and patience, especially when the phone line is busy for 10 hours in a row compiling this crap.

Thanks again to everyone for stopping by and spreading the word. Please remember that Shady T, Team Cool Guy, or anyone associated with this site does NOT encourage physical harm to any of these celebrities in any shape or form. If you come across one of these imbeciles just tell them to visit CelebrityHateList.com.

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