Ed: Hi-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAA HA HA HAAAA

Shady T-ac: Zimm-botta-bim
Shady T-ac: May the only exercise your wine soaked second banana gets be hiccupping. May your guest-book of 340 entries actually be the same 7 cats with 48 different aliases.
Ed: HAAAA HA HA HAAAA

Shady T-ac: An old tire, a coral reef, and Tony Danza.
Ed: An old tire, a coral reef, and Tony Danza?
Shady T-ac: Name 2 things at the bottom of the ocean, and one thing I'd like to see at the bottom of the ocean.
Ed: HAAAA HA HA HAAAA

Shady T-ac: May the only thing you lose at Jenny Craig be your $19.95. May your wife's best friend be her EX sister-in law.
Ed: HAAAA HA HA HAAAA

Shady T-ac: A dreadful performer, a female body part, and an imitative speech device.
Ed: A dreadful performer, a female body part, and an imitative speech device?
Shady T-ac: Name a Pia, a Labia, and an Onomatopoeia.
Ed: HAAAA HA HA HAAAA
Shady T-ac: May your callouses on your fingers grow from your frequent "handies". May your wife show her 75 year-old parents your disgusting celebrity-hating web site.
Ed: HAAAA HA HA HAAAA

Shady T-ac: May your outraged wife awake you at 1am slumped next to your monitor with 9 empty Michelob Ultra bottles compiling celebrity bashing witticisms..

Ed: HAAAA HA HA HAAAA

Shady T-ac: C-O-L-O-M-B-O

Ed: C-O-L-O-M-B-O

Shady T-ac: How does a retard spell "checkers"?

Special thanks to my 'Shorti.' Without the Carnac hat she bought me I couldn't have possibly made this page!